I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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