Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I don't think brook has ever known best
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Mom said you looked used
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
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