I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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