Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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