the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Congratulations! We have a period
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