Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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