She said her name was "party"
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
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