and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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