What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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