...so i touched it.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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