There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
operation harelip BJ is a go
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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