I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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