Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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