He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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