do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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