Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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