Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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