I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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