I don't think brook has ever known best
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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