He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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