This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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