Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Dick very happy bro
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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