Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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