And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
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