Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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