what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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