Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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