Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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