I like to think it a success when the cops are called
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I would fuck him just for his dog
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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