we're blogging at a bar
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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