You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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