ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
COCAINE IS GR8
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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