i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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