Non-Jews are for practice
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Randomize
