does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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