how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Everything about him screamed your future.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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