dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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