accomplished twins. life is a go
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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