Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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