it wasn't lemon gatorade
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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