I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
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