I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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