Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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