"it" just moved
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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