There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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