fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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