Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
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