"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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