pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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