So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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