it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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