I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
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