The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
He keeps bees of course he's weird
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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