i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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